MidwestBeef
One handsome stud. *TACKLE HUGS and CUDDLES*
freerangebeef:

Bear and pug

One handsome stud. *TACKLE HUGS and CUDDLES*

freerangebeef:

Bear and pug

Obligatory bear photo op. Grr!

Obligatory bear photo op. Grr!

why is it that whenever i see a really hot man fresh out of the shower all i want to do is get him all dirty again? :-P
Anonymous

Perhaps you just want them in the shower? ;)

You just won the lottery jackpot of 450 million dollars (after taxes), what do you do?

First I would take care of some business. Pay off my student loans, my sisters student loans, and my parents house.  I would also have to save/invest a good portion. (There is a bit of a realist in me)

This would also present the opportunity to open up my own business, which I have always thought would be fun.  Restaurant? Retro game shop? Who knows, there are endless possibilities.

Then I would start to have fun with the rest.  Buy a car or two… or three. (I am a bit of a car guy).  I would then move somewhere I really wanted to, get a realistically sized home with an awesome garage for my cars.  I would also have to set up a good game room/home theater.  Big TV, sound system, pool table, and a couple arcade machines.  (I have always wanted my own arcade machines at home, haha)

I think I would be quite content at this point. :)

Fresh out of the shower.

Fresh out of the shower.

Rocking my Cubs cap

Rocking my Cubs cap

Road trippin with freerangebeef :)

Georgia bound bears

Road trippin with freerangebeef :)

Georgia bound bears

Train ride

Train ride

How do you keep your beard so incredibly perfect?

Well I am flattered you think it is perfect! (hint: It really isn’t, but I’ll take the hat tip!) 

If you seriously wanted to know:

Daily I shampoo/condition, and brush/comb it as needed. (typical hair care stuff)  I trim it up every couple of days with a small pair of grooming scissors to keep it tidy, almost how I imagine trimming a bonsai tree would be. (unrelated note: I have always wanted a bonsai tree.) Then every month or so I trim it up using hair clippers with a guard to keep the overall length in order. (length depends on my mood)  My natural neckline doesn’t look tidy if I just let it go, so I also shape that up so it fits my face better.  A few years back I found beards.org was a good resource for when I first tried growing facial hair, which I recommend to anyone new to the club.

I am no expert, it is just kind of a learn as you go thing.  I suppose if you (or anyone) wanted something more specific in my response, you can ask accordingly. Thanks for the question! :)

Mr. FreeRangeBeef, so adorable and cuddly.

Mr. FreeRangeBeef, so adorable and cuddly.